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| Embarrassed George Lucas Still Just Telling New Wife He Works In Digital Media 06.25.13 SAN ANSELMO, CA—Following his lavish wedding over the weekend to financial company president Mellody Hobson, a self-conscious George Lucas is reportedly still too embarrassed to tell his new wife exactly what he does for a living, and continues to j... | | | The Onion Will Be Euthanizing People For Free This Sunday | | | News in Brief » |
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| |  USA Renews 'Burn Notice,' 'Royal Pains,' 'Burn Collar,' 'Covert Notice,' 'Royal Affairs,' 'Legal Burns'
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