Obama Fed Grapes While Urging Press Conference To Enjoy Orgy - May 23, 2013

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Obama Fed Grapes While Urging Press Conference To Enjoy Orgy 05.22.13 WASHINGTON—Standing before members of the White House Press Corps Wednesday afternoon as aides lowered a bunch of grapes into his mouth, President Obama encouraged everyone gathered in the West Wing briefing room to abandon their inhibitions and rev... News in Brief » Kate Middleton Suffering From Morning Sickness American Voices » Photos Of Bin Laden's Body To Stay Secret “Maybe they could lighten the mood a bit by drawing a big handlebar mustache or some eyeglasses on him in the photo?” opinion » Life’s Too Short To Get Hung Up On The Mysterious Circumstances Surrounding Your Wife’s Death by Neil Campbell By Neil Campbell Radio News » New Crispy Snack Cracker To Ease Crushing Pain Of Modern Life

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