Nation's Amateur Skateboarders Haven't Landed Trick In 12 Years - May 07, 2013

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Nation's Amateur Skateboarders Haven't Landed Trick In 12 Years 05.06.13 BERKELEY, CA—Having completed a long-term analysis of skateboarding activity at every skate park, public plaza, parking lot, and suburban cul-de-sac in the United States, researchers at the University of California reported this week that not one of... News in Brief » James Holmes Elected New NRA President American Voices » Suicide Rate Up Sharply Among Middle-Aged “They’re just going through a phase. Let it pass.” opinion » We Were Going To Take Over The ‘Onion’ Website, But It’s A Real Mess With All Those Ads by The Syrian Electronic Army By The Syrian Electronic Army Radio News » National Pork Council: Many Americans Suffer From Pork Deficiency

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