'What You're Doing Is Weird And Wrong,' Small Voice In Back Of Kim Jong-Un's Head Reports - March 20, 2013

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'What You're Doing Is Weird And Wrong,' Small Voice In Back Of Kim Jong-Un's Head Reports 03.19.13 PYONGYANG—While performing his duties as Supreme Leader of North Korea Tuesday, Kim Jong-un reportedly heard a small voice in the back of his mind telling him that his actions over the last six months have been very strange and wrong. Sources confir... News in Brief » 'Chapter 1: Clark,' Reports Awful Manuscript American Voices » 10-Year Anniversary Of Iraq Invasion “Come on, another anniversary? Must we celebrate every little ground war we start?” opinion » I Am Old And Confused And Paralyzed With Sexual Frustration by Pope Francis I By Pope Francis I Radio News » Dead Werewolf Was Apparently Allergic To Peanuts

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