New Social Media Startup Launches, Shuts Down Within 45 Minutes - March 07, 2013

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New Social Media Startup Launches, Shuts Down Within 45 Minutes 03.06.13 PALO ALTO, CA—FrendTrend, a new social media startup that branded itself as “a fun, intuitive way to connect and share with friends online,” celebrated its long-awaited launch at 9 a.m. News in Brief » U.N. Aid Workers Distributing Food To Malnourished KFC Customers American Voices » Dow Jones Index Reaches Record High “Take that, Nasdaq!” opinion » Wait, Why Can't We Eat Other People Again? by Doug Brusey By Doug Brusey Radio News » Pea Farmers Say They Alone Keep Peas From Overrunning Planet

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