Nervous Pope Candidate Changes Wine Into Jesus Christ's Urine - March 13, 2013

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Nervous Pope Candidate Changes Wine Into Jesus Christ's Urine 03.12.13 VATICAN CITY—While undergoing the selection process at the ongoing papal conclave, anxious pope candidate Cardinal Gianfranco Ravasi accidentally transformed the sacramental wine into Jesus Christ’s urine, the embarrassed church official confi... News in Brief » Arm & Hammer Representative Starting To Wonder What He's Doing At SXSW American Voices » Judge Blocks New York City’s Soda Ban “Honey, pack your bags. The New York trip is back on!” opinion » Let's Talk About How Fast I Can Run by Oscar Pistorius By Oscar Pistorius Radio News » Dead Werewolf Was Apparently Allergic To Peanuts

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