Child Who Just Lost Balloon Begins Lifelong Battle With Depression - March 05, 2013

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Child Who Just Lost Balloon Begins Lifelong Battle With Depression 03.04.13 SAN DIEGO—Shortly after losing grip of a helium-filled balloon and watching it float into the air above the San Diego Zoo Tuesday, local child Caleb Tremont, 3, reportedly began a battle with chronic depression that will last for the rest of his lif... News in Brief » Giant Hole Swallowing Up Your House Added To List Of Things To Worry About American Voices » Baby Cured Of HIV “Babies really seem to bounce back from things.” opinion » Look, It’s Come Down To This: Either I Have To Murder John Boehner Or He Has To Murder Me by Barack Obama, 44th President Of The United States By Barack Obama, 44th President of the United States Radio News » Pea Farmers Say They Alone Keep Peas From Overrunning Planet

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