Report: Chinese Third-Graders Falling Behind U.S. High School Students in Math, Science - February 28, 2013

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Report: Chinese Third-Graders Falling Behind U.S. High School Students in Math, Science 02.27.13 CHESTNUT HILL, MA—According to an alarming new report published Wednesday by the International Association for the Evaluation of Educational Achievement, third-graders in China are beginning to lag behind U.S. News in Brief » Insatiable Water Droplet Barrels Down Windowpane Consuming Everything In Its Path American Voices » Top Republicans, Corporations Call For Gay Marriage “It’s good to see basic human decency and political machinations win out in the end.” opinion » While I'm Glad I Won, I Personally Believe Abraham Lincoln Deserved To Die by Daniel Day-Lewis By Daniel Day-Lewis   Radio News » Pea Farmers Say They Alone Keep Peas From Overrunning Planet

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