Man Didn't Expect Sex With Prostitute Would Be So Emotionally Fulfilling - February 15, 2013

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Man Didn't Expect Sex With Prostitute Would Be So Emotionally Fulfilling 02.14.13 Expressing both joy and astonishment, 55-year-old accountant Jacob Reynolds confirmed Wednesday that a recent rendezvous with a prostitute had left him completely and utterly satisfied on an emotional level.  WATCH NOW » Featured Videos Devoted Abuser Stops By Girlfriend's Office To Deliver Surprise Threat  WATCH NOW » 'The State Of The Union Is Strong,' Says Man Responsible For Shielding Nation From Truth  WATCH NOW » If you do not want to receive anymore emails from us, please click the following link unsubscribe. To unsubscribe via postal mail please send your request to: 536 Broadway New York NY, 10012 Please include the email address at which you have been contacted. All of our emails are sent from the domain http://www.theonion.com.

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