62-Year-Old With Gun Only One Standing Between Nation And Full-Scale Government Takeover - January 24, 2013

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Copy Of 'The Scarlet Letter' Can't Believe The Notes High Schooler Writing In Margins 01.23.13 FOX CHAPEL, PA—A mass-market paperback edition of The Scarlet Letter confirmed Wednesday that it simply could not believe the misguided and often completely erroneous notes that local high school sophomore Phoebe Dobson has been writing in it... 62-Year-Old With Gun Only One Standing Between Nation And Full-Scale Government Takeover News in Brief » 22-Year-Old Gets Job At Website Friend's Mom Tearing It Up On Facebook Prince Harry: 'I Killed Taliban-Looking People' American Voices » Hillary Clinton Testifies On Benghazi Attack “If there’s such a big cover-up, how come I’ve heard of this?” Radiation Blast May Have Hit Earth In Middle Ages video » Roommate Food Pyramid Updated To Include 4 Servings Of Someone Else's Grains, Cereals Per Day  The U.S. Department of Agriculture rolled out changes to its Roommate Food Pyramid for the first time in years Wednesday, revising the dietary guidelines to include four servings of someone else’s grains and cereals per day.  opinion » When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years by Donald Trump By Donald Trump Radio News » Area Bassist Fellated

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