The Onion Daily Dispatch - December 11, 2012

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The Onion's Plan For Solving The Fiscal Cliff Crisis 12.10.12 With the so-called fiscal cliff arriving in three weeks, The Onion would like to offer its own simple and mutually beneficial plan for averting a crisis. News in Brief » Boehner Just Wants Wife To Listen, Not Come Up With Alternative Debt-Reduction Ideas American Voices » Iran Debuts State-Run YouTube Substitute “Anything will be better than the huge disappointment that is Iranian Pornhub.” opinion » I Honestly Don't Understand How Anyone Could Support Chris Brown by Chris Brown By Chris Brown Radio News » Raccoon Leaders Call For Loosening Of Garbage-Can Lids

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