The Onion Daily Dispatch - November 27, 2012

Tue Nov 27, 2012 www.theonion.com

42 Million Dead In Bloodiest Black Friday Weekend On Record 11.26.12 NEW YORK—According to emergency personnel, early estimates indicate that more than 42 million Americans were killed this past weekend in what is now believed to be the bloodiest Black Friday shopping event in history. First responders reporting from... News in Brief » Detectives Overlooked Casey Anthony's 'I Killed My Daughter' AMA On Reddit American Voices » Abortions In U.S. Fall To Decade Low “Aw, but they solve everything!” opinion » Come On, Just Open The Door And Let Me In This Once by A Raccoon By A Raccoon Radio News » Raccoon Leaders Call For Loosening Of Garbage-Can Lids

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