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Wednesday, September 5, 2012

The Onion Weekly Dispatch - September 05, 2012

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DNC Lacking Same Delusional Magic It Had In 2008 09.04.12

CHARLOTTE, NC—With the 2012 Democratic National Convention now under way in Charlotte, Beltway observers are reporting that the mood inside the Time Warner Cable Arena remains spirited and optimistic, despite a noticeable lack of the delusional, com...

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