The Onion Daily Dispatch - September 19, 2012

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Report: It's Not Okay To Just Start Talking To People You Don’t Know 09.19.12 STANFORD, CA—Citing how devastatingly uncomfortable it makes people feel, a new report released by the Stanford University Sociology Department revealed Wednesday that it’s never okay to just start talking to someone you don’t know. The ... News in Brief » 'Okay, Gene, Let's Just Get Through This,' Marketing Executive Beginning Day Tells Self American Voices » Teen Sexting Linked To Having Sex “Really? Typing sexual words on a phone isn’t an alternative to rubbing genitals together? Are you sure about that?” opinion » Now That My Campaign Is Over, I'd Like To Talk To You All About The Church Of Latter-Day Saints by Mitt Romney, Republican Nominee For President Of The United States By Mitt Romney Radio News » Unicycling Bear's Agent Has Long List Of Demands

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