The Onion Daily Dispatch - August 17, 2012

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Evangelical Hospital Holds 5th Annual Gayness Cure Walk 08.17.12 MARIETTA, GA—As part of an ongoing effort to eradicate homosexuality, Cobb County Evangelical Hospital held its fifth annual Walk to Cure Gayness Sunday. Click for footage of the walk. News in Brief » CDC Study Finds Decrease In Oral Sex Among Teens When Researchers Are Observing American Voices » Mutant Butterflies Found Near Fukushima "I hate it when things continue to have horrible consequences long after I've stopped paying attention." opinion » It Would Be An Honor To Serve My Country, Return With PTSD, Sit On A Mental Health Care Waitlist, Then Kill Myself by U.S. Army Pfc. Edwin Quinones By U.S. Army Pfc. Edwin Quinones Radio News » U.S. Department Of Corruption Denies Right-Doing

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