The Onion Daily Dispatch - May 21, 2012

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Yankees To Rest Pitching Mound After 8 Innings Of CC Sabathia 05.20.12 NEW YORK— Yankees manager Joe Girardi announced at a press conference Tuesday his plans to give the pitching mound a few days of rest to fully recover from enduring eight grueling innings of hurler CC Sabathia. "A long outing of Sabathia r... News in Brief » Independent Baking Scene Apparently Worth A Documentary American Voices » Sweetener Makes You Dumber “What about the study Pepsi financed? What did that show?” opinion » I Was One Of Those Kids Who Always Took Cats Apart To See How They Worked by Terrance Hanley By Terrance Hanley Radio News » Meth Lab Tests Confirm Dealer's Hypothesis

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