The Onion Daily Dispatch - May 17, 2012

Thu May 17, 2012 www.theonion.com

Secretary Of Transportation Flips Out On Pothole In Baltimore 05.17.12 BALTIMORE—Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood went off on a 22-centimeter-wide, 8-centimeter-deep pothole Wednesday, calling it a "goddamn disgrace" and a "real piece of work that's out to make [him] look like a fool." ... News in Brief » Area Man Pretty Shaken Up After Running Into Casual Acquaintance At CVS American Voices » Lady Gaga Barred From Indonesia “Oh, man, that’s too bad. I bet she was going to dress up like something weird.” opinion » I Was One Of Those Kids Who Always Took Cats Apart To See How They Worked by Terrance Hanley By Terrance Hanley Radio News » German Luftwaffle Chain Offers Waffles, Overwhelming Air Superiority

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