 | THERE IS A GOD AND HE IS GAY. AMEN. |
 | Do these people know how ridiculous they look? |
 | Everybody's seen it. Did you know who took it? You do, actually. |
 | In which I write extremely short short stories about my favorite cat pictures. Cat pic fan fic is the new thing. I swear. |
 | Today on "Anderson," Cooper halted an interview because he was too disgusted by his guest — Sarah Burge, a woman who calls herself the Human Barbie and promotes plastic surgery and botox to her young daughter — to continue. You go Anderson! |
 | And they'll tell you all about it via online dating messages. Because nothing gets a young, single, fertile woman hot like mentioning pregnancy on OKCupid. |
 | Ugh, animals have absolutely no social skills. I honestly don't even know why we hang out with them sometimes. |
 | An analogy in which Sony/NBC is a witch. Just go with it. It'll make sense soon enough. |
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