March 30th, 2012Top StoryKaren Sypher Wrote A Book About All The Times She Says Rick Pitino Raped HerBy Barry Petchesky Karen Sypher's new book, Guilty Until Proven Innocent: "The Karen Sypher Story," might be the most perfectly planned bestseller: it was released this month, just in time for a deep run for Louisville, and it's got a ton of rape, just like The Kite Runner. First, let's talk that cover. Namely, what is up with that cover? Who is that child? Where did she get it? Is it an artist's rendering of Sypher's and Rick Pitino's aborted love child? Wouldn't a more appropriate cover photo be Sypher giving her lawyer a blowjob? (And here is where we point out that the book is titled Guilty Until Proven Innocent, a sentiment that would carry more weight if Sypher hadn't been proven guilty.) She's in the middle of seven-year prison sentence, which presumably gave her plenty of time to work on this self-published work, for now only available in E-Book form. Sypher is famous for fucking Rick Pitino on the floor of an Italian restaurant, an encounter that lasted 15 seconds and resulted in conception, and a $5.5 million extortion bid. But Sypher's account of that evening goes a little differently. Let's quote from Chapter 4, "The Mafia Knight": (In the table of contents, it's "The Mafia Night.")
It goes on like this for 226 pages. Pitino denies he got Sypher pregnant, insisting he ejaculated "down my leg." And if this was the "first rape," we're not sure what the subsequent rapes entailed; the Kindle preview only gives us the first four chapters. But if you're so inclined to purchase the full thing, you'll be doing a mitzvah: "a percentage of book sales and donations will go to rape victims." In the meantime, here's what we all came to see: Sypher when she was crazy and hot, instead of just crazy. Hot off the presses: The Karen Sypher Story [Kentucky Sports Radio] |
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Karen Sypher Wrote A Book About All The Times She Says Rick Pitino Raped Her
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