Onion Video Dispatch - September 02, 2011

Fri Sep 02, 2011 www.theonion.com

Panthers Name Cam Newton Starting QB Because Everybody Seems To Think They Should 09.01.11 The Get Out Of My Face guys have their heads in the clouds this week, but they're still taking on Cam Newton's assumed competence and Stephen Strasburg's tissue paper arm. WATCH NOW » Featured Videos Shelby Cross Takes On Public Indecency By Videotaping Teens Having Sex (Season 1: Ep 7 on IFC) WATCH NOW » Small Town's UFO Scare Revealed To Be Alien Hoax (Season 1: Ep 8 on IFC) WATCH NOW » If you do not want to receive anymore emails from us, please click the following link unsubscribe. To unsubscribe via postal mail please send your request to: 536 Broadway New York NY, 10012 Please include the email address at which you have been contacted. All of our emails are sent from the domain http://www.theonion.com.

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