The Onion Daily Dispatch - June 03, 2011

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Gruesome Home Plate Collision Reawakens Nation’s Love Affair With Baseball 06.03.11 SAN FRANCISCO—The people of the United States confirmed this week that seeing a horrific home plate collision fracture the left ankle and shred the ligaments of Giants catcher Buster Posey on May 25 provided exactly the spark they needed to renew th... News in Brief » Educated Bigot That Much More Terrifying American Voices » Weiner Can't Say Photo Isn’t Of Him “With a name like that, I’m not surprised he sent out pics of his Andrew.” opinion » Part Of Me Wants To See This Acrobat Fall To His Death vs. Part Of Me Wants To See That Guy In The Third Row Have A Heart Attack In Front Of His Family by Alexi Ivanov I know this is going to sound sick and twisted—there is a small part of me that wants to see him slip and plummet nine stories to his death. Radio News » Compliment Goes Horribly Awry

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