The Onion Daily Dispatch - October 22, 2012

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RomneyLabs Concocts 'Doomsday Zinger' Capable Of Swinging Any Debate, However Lopsided 10.22.12 BELMONT, MA—In preparation for tonight’s third and final presidential debate, the microbiologists, chemists, and physicists employed at RomneyLabs confirmed Monday that they had completed their work on the “Doomsday Zinger,” an ext... News in Brief » Romney Stands Behind Ryan To Show Good Campaigning Stance American Voices » Government Offers $50,000 To Stop Robocalls “I don’t think the FTC has thought this through. Do they even realize how many jobs this would cost the scamming industry?” opinion » Would A Man Who Doesn't Support Women Let His Wife Pick Out Any Oven She Wants For Her Birthday? by Mitt Romney, Republican Nominee For President Of The United States By Mitt Romney Radio News » Unicycling Bear's Agent Has Long List Of Demands

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