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The Onion Weekly Dispatch - March 07, 2012

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Vatican Dispatches Elite Team Of Bishops To Sabotage Contraceptive Manufacturer 03.06.12

VATICAN CITY—Anonymous sources within the Vatican confirmed Tuesday that Pope Benedict XVI has dispatched a crack team of six highly skilled bishops to sabotage the New York headquarters of pharmaceutical giant Pfizer, a leading contraceptive manufa...

Voters Slowly Realizing Santorum Believes Every Deranged Word That Comes Out Of His Mouth

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Media Reminds Public Not To Overemphasize Super Tuesday Results And Draw Any Sort Of Wide Reaching Conclusions

Poll: 63% Of Americans Say They Have A Problem With A Mormon President Who Is Also Mitt Romney

Going Out To Dinner With Food-Loving Friend A Huge Ordeal

American Voices »

‘Lorax’ No. 1

“I guess if you’re going to bastardize the work of Dr. Seuss, you might as well make a ton of money from it.”

Sleep Improves With Age

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Romney Now Flaunting His Wealth To Impress Voters

Instead of downplaying his millionaire status, Mitt Romney is now wearing fur coats and gold chains.

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I’m Getting Bitten By The Oscar Bug…AGAIN!

by Jackie Harvey

For some people, March Madness begins in March, and it’s tied to college basketball, but not me!

Radio News »

Guy From Pringles Ad Convicted Of Murder On 'Law And Order'

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Horoscope »

Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19

The sudden premature arrival of your baby can still be a cause for joy, despite the fact that you were completely unaware you were pregnant, female, or had ever had sex.

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The Onion Weekly Dispatch - March 07, 2012

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This Article Generating Thousands Of Dollars In Ad Revenue Simply By Mentioning New iPad 03.07.12

SAN FRANCISCO—According to industry sources, this news article is generating a veritable bonanza of highly lucrative advertising revenue by mere virtue of the fact that it mentions Apple's new iPad.

All Of Nation's Resources Dumped Into 50 Children Who Are Actually The Future

News in Brief »

Chris Kattan Wondering Whether He Should Start A Podcast

Media Reminds Public Not To Overemphasize Super Tuesday Results Or Draw Any Sort Of Wide-Reaching Conclusions

Poll: 63% Of Americans Say They Have A Problem With A Mormon President Who Is Also Mitt Romney

American Voices »

Court Rules Loughner Can Be Forcibly Medicated

"Why would you put him on medication? He seems happy the way he is."

‘Lorax’ No. 1

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Police: Kidnapped MoveOn.org Staffer's "Please Help" Emails Went Completely Ignored

Over months in captivity, kidnapping victim Kat Barr sent hundreds of emails to her MoveOn mailing list only to have them immediately deleted by the recipients without being read.

opinion »

I’m Getting Bitten By The Oscar Bug…AGAIN!

by Jackie Harvey

For some people, March Madness begins in March, and it’s tied to college basketball, but not me!

Radio News »

Guy From Pringles Ad Convicted Of Murder On 'Law And Order'

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Horoscope »

Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19

The sudden premature arrival of your baby can still be a cause for joy, despite the fact that you were completely unaware you were pregnant, female, or had ever had sex.

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'John Carter' Tracking to Open in $25 Mil Range, Could Lose to 'Lorax'


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Daily Investor Briefing: Banks lift Wall Street, breaking...

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Reuters Election 2012 Daily round-up of the day's top news from the campaign trail, the White House and all the politics in between
Banks lift Wall Street, breaking 3-day skid
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Stocks broke a three-day losing streak on Wednesday, recovering some recent losses after a report showed the U.S. private sector added more jobs than expected last month.
Apple lifts lid on 4G iPad, keeps prices
SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Apple Inc took the wraps off a faster 4G-equipped iPad starting at $629, hoping the latest version of its tablet can safeguard its dominance over rivals ranging from Amazon.com Inc to Samsung Electronics Co Ltd.
Labor market shows more signs of life
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Companies increased their hiring in February, shoring up expectations that the labor market recovery has moved into a higher gear.
AMR offers to freeze, not terminate, pensions
(Reuters) - AMR Corp, the bankrupt parent of American Airlines, on Wednesday proposed a plan to freeze pensions covering many of its workers, retreating from an earlier proposal to terminate them and leave them to government insurers, which could result in lower payouts.
Analysis: Insurers forced to rethink tornado coverage
BOSTON (Reuters) - The deadly start to the 2012 tornado season is forcing insurers to reconsider the risks of coverage in the most storm-prone parts of the United States and industry insiders say they may have to rethink how they handle the underwriting of the reoccurring natural disasters.
Consumer credit rises more than expected in January
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Consumer credit expanded sharply in January in a generally positive sign for the economy as people borrowed money to buy cars and go to school, Federal Reserve data showed on Wednesday.
Fed mulling sterilized bond purchases: report
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Federal Reserve officials are considering a novel approach to bond buying aimed at countering some of the worry that another round of asset purchases by the U.S. central bank could fuel inflation, according to the Wall Street Journal.
From kidswear to shoes, discounts hurt retailer margins
(Reuters) - Retailers like Children's Place Retail Stores Inc and Brown Shoe Co Inc are struggling to protect their margins as they continue to discount heavily to drive sales, resulting in weak quarterly profit reports and bleak forecasts.
Senator says fund should cover Stanford claims
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A senator attacked on Wednesday an industry-backed fund that covers claims for investors of failed brokerages, saying the fund was failing to help people who had been victimized by convicted financier Allen Stanford's $7 billion Ponzi scheme.
Fannie Mae changing "forced-place insurance" rules
(Reuters) - The practice of banks forcing expensive homeowners insurance on borrowers could come to an end after Fannie Mae told lenders it would seek to oversee such policies itself.
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