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Fitness 2.0: How to Overcome Exercise and Diet Plateaus With Minimal Effort

February 6th, 2013Top Story

Fitness 2.0: How to Overcome Exercise and Diet Plateaus With Minimal Effort

By Roger Lawson

Fitness 2.0: How to Overcome Exercise and Diet Plateaus With Minimal EffortYou've started exercising better and you're right on the edge of greatness. You weigh less, people notice, and—more importantly—you feel healthier and more confident than you have in ages. Then the plateau arrives, and your progress grinds to a screeching halt. Here's how to push past it and take your health and fitness to the next level.

The final stretch is always the hardest. After losing most of your excess fat and gaining strength, progress naturally slows. Plateaus occur because a fair amount of exercise and a relatively healthy diet can get us to a respectable level of fitness, but you can't get beyond that point if you don't start working harder. When you lead a busy life, spending more time at the gym and managing your nutrition can seem impossible because you just don't have the time to step it up. That's why fitness plateaus feel more like brick walls you'll never break through. Without the necessary time and motivation, it seems like you need to settle for the progress you've made or just give up altogether. Luckily, this isn't the end. Healthy diets don't require constant management and calorie counting. A more challenging workout will take more effort, but it doesn't have to take much more time. With a simple approach, you can break right through that brick wall and get into great shape.

Upgrade Your Workouts

If you started with the Lifehacker Workout, you've followed a good starting plan but need to step it up if you want to push past that plateau. To get the most out of your sweat dollars, you'll need to train your entire body each time you step into the gym. In this section, we'll provide some tips to doing just that. Here's what we recommend:

  • Each week you should alternate between two 30-45 minute full body workouts (if you don't have a good one, we've created two full body workouts for you here). Each workout should begin with the same simple warmup routine.
  • You should perform each workout at least two times per week, allowing yourself one or two days off. (For example, you could do Workout A on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, then do Workout B on Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday.)
  • You should still engage in some physical activity during your days off, but you don't need to go to the gym.

Again, if you need specific workouts and warmups to follow, try these. However, when you do your workout, there are a few other things you want to be cognizant of.

Choose the Right Weights for You

Fitness 2.0: How to Overcome Exercise and Diet Plateaus With Minimal EffortThe right weights make a big difference when attempting to overcome an exercise plateau. You need to choose a load that allows you to get the prescribed number of repetitions in your workout but not much more. Too little will make your exercise too easy and too much will prevent you from completing it. Don't let your ego come into play, or feel that you aren't strong enough—just be realistic with your choices. For example, if you're aiming for 10 reps and feel that you could have done 12 to 15, then you need to increase the weight for that exercise. The flip side is also true—if you're aiming for 10 reps but only were able to get 6, then decrease the weight accordingly.

Perform all the prescribed sets of each exercise before moving on to the next one. Make sure to rest for at least 45-60 seconds between each set, giving yourself more rest time depending on your fitness level. You can also decrease the number of sets initially by 1 if you need to work yourself into an intense program such as this, adding them back in as your strength and endurance increases.

Stay Active on Your Days Off

On days that you aren't weight training, aim for 30-60 minutes of activity. This doesn't necessarily mean heading to the gym to use the treadmill. It could be a walk in the park with a loved one, a game of basketball, a quiet bike ride or a random game of Dance Central. No matter what you do, make sure that it's something that you enjoy doing. Just 30 minutes of activity four days a week adds up to two hours—definitely enough to burn some serious calories without wearing you down and hurting your recovery.

Supercharge Your Diet

The workouts are only a small part of your overall success, and in order to maximize your results you need to make sure that your nutrition is locked in as well. Exercise only burns calories, but if you're taking in too many it's a waste of your time and you'll never overcome a plateau. To help you achieve your fitness goals without losing your mind in the process, here are the big basics for you to focus on and implement.

Track Your Food Intake

Fitness 2.0: How to Overcome Exercise and Diet Plateaus With Minimal EffortWhen trying to lose body fat, the simplest thing you can do—and the one that will yield the biggest return on your investment—is track what you're eating. You probably do this already, but when it comes to overcoming a plateau, tracking yourself a little more closely can help. You have tons of tools at your disposal to help you out.

The easiest method is to use an old fashioned pocket notebook, making it easily accessible to you at a moments notice. Every time you eat something, just write it down for the day. If you're more of a technophile, websites such as MyFitnessPal and Lose It provide free browser software and phone apps that you can use to make tracking your food easy as pie. For the more visually-inclined, snapping pictures of your meals is a simple way to keep an eye on your intake in less than five seconds.

Remember: what gets measured gets managed. Fat loss is just as much of an emotional process as it is a physical one, and as with anything emotional it can be hard to be objective at times, which is why having a method outside your own head is critical to your success.

For further resources on how to specifically track your intake and the importance of reading food labels, read this.

Focus on Whole, Minimally Processed Foods That You Like/Love

Fitness 2.0: How to Overcome Exercise and Diet Plateaus With Minimal EffortIn order to give yourself the best chance of success, focus on eating only minimally processed foods. Are these foods magical? No – a calorie is a calorie regardless of the source, but processed foods (e.g. donuts, cakes, sodas) have more calories per serving than fruits and vegetables and are more likely to cause you to overeat. Occasional indulgences won't hurt, but too much processed food can negatively impact your progress.

Getting the fat off is only half the battle – keeping it off is where the war is won. By not only focusing on whole foods, but making sure that you actually love (or at least enjoy the taste of) them you'll prevent the weight from coming back. Although by no eans an exhaustive list, here are the healthier options in the primary three food groups:

  • Proteins: beef, pork, chicken, seafood, shellfish, dairy, eggs, and supplemental sources such as protein powder.
  • Fats: nuts, seeds, oils, and also what is found in the above sources of protein – some contain higher levels of fat than others.
  • Carbohydrates: fruits, vegetables, grains, beans, and foods such as potatoes, pasta, rice, and cereals.

Use a Simple Formula to Manage Your Food Intake

For those feeling overwhelmed or just want little to do with calculators and numbers, this quick fat loss formula that you can simplify things.

Protein grams: target bodyweight in pounds x 1
Fat grams: target bodyweight in pounds divided by 2 - 2.5
Carbohydrate grams: target bodyweight x 1

Note: target body weight = your goal weight.

Here's an example using a person who wants to weigh 180 lbs.:

Protein: 180 grams
Fat: 90 grams
Carbs: 180 grams

If you keep protein intake consistent from day to day while adjusting only carbohydrates, you'll manage your fat loss easily and effectively. On days that you train with weights, keep your carbohydrate consumption close to your target body weight in grams (180 in the above scenario).

On days that you're not at the gym, cut that number in half (90 grams in the above scenario), getting the majority of them from fruits and vegetables.

Formulas are just a starting point. If after two weeks you aren't beginning to see the fruits of your labor start to bloom in the form of weight loss, clothes fitting differently or changes in pictures, then it's time to decrease your food intake, increase your activity or a combination of both. Consult your food log to figure out what will help you most, specifically. When it comes to food, start by decreasing your intake on both your workout and non-workout days by 100-150 calories and re-evaluate after another two weeks.

Do What Suits You Best

Fitness 2.0: How to Overcome Exercise and Diet Plateaus With Minimal EffortIf you've perused the internet or bookstore shelves for any length of time, you know that there are several different perspectives on what's necessary to lose the fat once and for all, and with all the choices out there it's easy to overload your brain with too much information. Here's the only take-away nugget of knowledge that you'll need to succeed: you're the captain of your ship.

How many meals should you eat per day? However many meshes with your lifestyle and schedule. Two-to-three is a good place to start for practical reasons. Can you eat food at anytime of the day (even before bed)? Certainly. As long you maintain the calorie deficit, you can eat whenever you like.

The best diet is the one that you're able to stick to in the long run, so you should incorporate any strategies that increase your compliance and make you feel empowered to continue making consistent positive changes.

Roger Lawson is a personal trainer, nerd, and professional lover of life committed to helping people feel good and look great through exercise, diet, and lifestyle changes (making sure to have a helluva a lot of fun along the way). You can follow him on Twitter and Facebook, and find out more about him on his web site.

Images by spaxiax (Shutterstock) and Leremy (Shutterstock).

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They're Attractive, They're Women, And They Play Games Live On The Internet. But They're Not 'Camwhores.'

February 6th, 2013Top Story

They're Attractive, They're Women, And They Play Games Live On The Internet. But They're Not 'Camwhores.'

By Patricia Hernandez

They're Attractive, They're Women, And They Play Games Live On The Internet. But They're Not 'Camwhores.' Back when Kotaku wrote about a troll that targeted women, there was one critical word that kept popping up in responses: camwhore.

Also curious: the women in the videos streamed themselves casually playing video games, and they took donations. It was as if some folks were saying, no, the harassment these women face is actually warranted: look at them. Look! They're "using" their womanly wiles to "force" men to give them money. They're not even gamers. They're camwhores.

Let it be. They deserve it.

As I explained this ludicrous situation to a close friend, he didn't seem surprised at all. He told me of a relationship with a girl he went out with once. Apparently, she'd go online, drunk, and then put herself on camera for the amusement of other men.

He attributed it to low self-esteem; the ability to broadcast herself while playing games in front of an audience meant that she was granted a temporary, albeit unhealthy, confidence boost. Unable to deal with her doing that to herself, he broke things off.

It became clear to me that there was a strong stigma with these women, but how based on reality was it? Unlike most accusations of 'fake gamer girl,' the 'camwhore' phenomenon could at least, arguably, point to a tangible benefit for pretending to like the hobby: for the money.

So was this a continuation of the gaming community's endless issues with women occupying the same space—the refusal to recognize these women as 'gamers' but rather folks who used the hobby for nefarious purposes?

I dove into Twitch.TV to find out.

***

During the course of about a week, I would randomly drop into Twitch and watch some of the more popular streamers who were online at the time—women with hundreds and sometimes thousands of viewers—particularly focusing on the women who took donations (though also watching "normal" streams for comparison's sake.)

Twitch is a popular streaming service that allows users to broadcast games and interact with viewers. Thanks to ease of use along with the rise in popularity of e-Sport titles like League of Legends, Twitch has millions of people tuning in every month to watch livestreams.

Someone who cruises through Twitch's channels might notice something almost immediately: one, there aren't as many women streaming as there are men.

And two: at least in my experience, women would display themselves more prominently than men would, often opting to take up more screen space. Of course, there is nothing inherently wrong with that: rather, it's the type of observation that might happen out of confirmation bias.


See, for instance:

They're Attractive, They're Women, And They Play Games Live On The Internet. But They're Not 'Camwhores.'

They're Attractive, They're Women, And They Play Games Live On The Internet. But They're Not 'Camwhores.'


Noticing this felt like going in thinking, "Where is the evidence that there's something else going on here? Ah, bingo. Look at this 'evidence;' it's supposed to be more about the games!" Or something.

If players took donations, they'd have a segment at the bottom of the stream with links and buttons—like so:

They're Attractive, They're Women, And They Play Games Live On The Internet. But They're Not 'Camwhores.'

Though players would sometimes remind people that they took donations, and some fans would regularly drop in paypal links into the stream's chat.

Players were largely League of Legends and World of Warcraft aficionados, though there were also some Call of Duty: Black Ops II players.

I was surprised to find out that most of the women I spoke to weren't Twitch veterans or anything—a few had been doing it for a while, but most folks only had a few months experience with it—if that. All were fairly young and attractive.

They're Attractive, They're Women, And They Play Games Live On The Internet. But They're Not 'Camwhores.' Geneviève Forget, for instance, is a 22 year old French Canadian with a law degree who chose to chase her dreams of doing gaming and e-Sports full-time, at last bringing to fruition her life-long passion for the hobby. It's currently her only occupation, which wasn't uncommon among the streamers I spoke to—which makes streaming seem like the gamer's version of working for ChaCha.

"I might end up being a lawyer," she explained to me in an interview, "but for now I am more then happy to pursue my dream of transforming the passion for gaming that I had all my life into a career. I didn't want to do it half way so I'd rather give it my all and see where it leads me."

Eschewing a law career for streaming makes streaming sound rather lucrative, but it's not like that. Most streamers don't even make minimum wage.

"I don't make enough money right now to pay for my basic living costs," she revealed, "but since esports is quite a niche market I expected that. I just plan on growing my Twitch and Youtube channels and to keep looking out for sponsors or for some gigs at events."

Despite the current inability to cover basic living costs, she's very happy to have the support of her viewers who donate enough to allow her to go to events, and she makes an effort to feel like she's earned the donations.

"In the past, I raised donations to be able to pay for my plane ticket to get to events. In exchange I promised my viewers to do some interviews, compete, and bring them back some mousepads signed by pros and personalities to give away. I didn't ask for money to cover the food or the hotel room."

The first time I watched Geneviève play, she was speaking to a man—maybe a friend, maybe a fan. I don't know (and she doesn't recall). I was taken aback by how much he focused on what she looked like in an extended conversation about wearing makeup and looking good in the stream.

At times, he'd make remarks like suggesting she take off her clothes. She called him a creep, but almost playfully, dismissively. Whoever it was, the comments weren't enough to unnerve her.

Actually, she's kind of used to it—this is a theme amongst everyone I interview.

The comments weren't enough to unnerve her. Actually, she's kind of used to it.

"I do experience it like any other female streamer does. It's just a thing you have to accept and move on from....I just don't give it any attention and brush it off my shoulders. I don't even see it anymore really, my mods do a great job at keeping my stream chat clean....I'm pretty sure it was all in good fun. I tend to joke around with my friends and viewers and take everything in a light-hearted kind of way.

"[Harassment] does happen in my stream chat from time to time that people start discussing my appearance but it really isn't the focus on my stream. I'd like to think people come back to watch it because it is quite entertaining and I try to interact with the chat as much as possible."

Ultimately, for her, it's about the games, entertaining people, and making new friends. That's why she streams; that's why everyone I talked to streams. Having people watch her also means she has incentive to play well.

And yet, despite that love for the game, it's practically expected that any woman streamer will undergo harassment. When I asked Twitch community manager Jared Rea about it, he pointed me toward this Reddit thread where girl gamers were giving each other advice as to how to approach putting themselves on camera.

There are measures to help avoid unpleasant experiences, some of which are built into the service. You can assign moderators on your chat, for instance. You can set banned words on your channel. You can report people. And there are "friendlier" broadcasts and channels for people to tune into.

Despite the utter necessity of such tools and their obvious usefulness, the fact that they have to be resorted to is telling of a larger problem within the community. Mistreatment is expected. Most don't even note it anymore, which explains why streamer's friends would let awful things slip in throw the chat. Some streamers even come to adopt the abusive demeanor and parlance as a means of coping.

One woman streamer's response to a rude chat member, for example: "How about I show you my big banhammer cock? In your mouth? ...too soon?" It's out of character with the rest of the stream, but in that moment, it's what she needs to say to put someone in his place.

It's not that women streamers are special in this regard; the Internet and trolling/harassment practically go hand-in-hand. While watching dude streamers, for instance, one particular broadcast comes to mind in which someone was playing Super Hexagon, and the thousands of viewers wouldn't shut up about how 'Asian' it was for him to play the fast-paced game. These comments only continued when he started playing Starcraft II.

"Harassment is a problem that all user-generated or community-oriented sites have to deal with," Rea explained to me, "and Twitch is certainly no exception. The majority of the complaints we receive on a daily basis are more cross-channel than cross-user. For example, we hear a lot of complaints about people from one channel spamming a link to it in another (which, of course, is easily fixed turning off links), or users who constantly create new accounts to circumvent a chat ban."

Despite not being a problem specific to women streamers, the way the harassment manifests itself is very particular. It's gendered and sexualized. In a way, that's unavoidable (though that's not to say it's the streamer's fault).

"Harassment is a problem that all user-generated or community-oriented sites have to deal with."

Remember how I said that most of the women I talked to were fairly new to streaming? And yet, they had hundreds if not thousands of viewers? The reason that happens is, as far as I can tell, greatly based on their gender—regardless of how much the streamer might legitimately love games. A potential viewer doesn't know that until they're already watching, but they likely clicked in the first place because it's a woman.

Vivyan Andrew, a 29 year old graduate from Polytechnic Institute of New York, has been streaming for maybe three weeks. She amassed a following quickly, just like most of the women I talked to.

"Because the gaming industry is dominated by men," she explained to me, "it's much easier for a woman to become successful as there isn't competition at all; you're like a breath of fresh air. I personally feel that my success has a lot to do with my gender, but a major part of it is also personality and attitude. The viewers will click on your stream because you're a woman, but it's how you present yourself that determines whether or not you've gained a follower or a returning viewer. You have to be yourself so that your stream is different and unique.

"Yes, if you're a woman and you're streaming, the misconceptions are that you're seeking attention and/or trying to use your 'assets' to receive donations. The misconceptions are very superficial as they invalidate the streamer as a person and what she has to offer beyond her appearance."

They're Attractive, They're Women, And They Play Games Live On The Internet. But They're Not 'Camwhores.' The necessity of actually having a good personality and being entertaining was particularly evident while I was watching streamers like Mia Rose, a part-time exotic dance instructor in Beverly Hills. You might know her if you've ever watched nerdy porn; she's famous for "Whorecraft."

Or, perhaps you know her from World of Warcraft, where she was banned for...being Mia Rose. Eventually this resulted in a quest where you have to kill an NPC called "Mia The Rose."

She's also a hardcore gamer that streams, though to get to her content you have to click through a screen that informs you that the stream might have inappropriate content—something that was surprisingly uncommon with the women streamers I checked out. Once you get in, you'll notice that Mia displays her latest donors at the top of the stream, along with dollar amounts. She also has her Amazon wishlist linked.

Like many streamers, she plays games and fields ample questions from the peanut gallery over in her stream's chat. It was hard to tell who was a 'real fan' and what people were just happy to have a pretty face to interact with, and perhaps these things don't have to be mutually exclusive.

Even so, a small sampling of the comments:
"sexcam work better for getting donation"
"how much u want me to donate beautiful"
"how many cocks have been in your *** "

She answered the last one nonchalantly, sarcastically, almost—you can tell she pays no mind to it. Actually, she might welcome that type of talk (within reason), because much of that stream's talk revolved around relationships, appearance and sex.

She talked about how willing she is when it comes to offering anal to her boyfriends. She talked about how orgasms are all mental and so of course she still "feels stuff down there" (she was asked if sex was boring to her after doing porn). She talked about breaking up with her ex. She talked about being paid five thousand dollars for pissing on someone's face, which was "very empowering."

She talked about all these things while over a thousand people watch her playing games. They're probably watching intently. I don't say this only because she's attractive or even because she's being explicit, but because she's actually really entertaining—which, in a way, is similar to what she did in porn.

She talked about breaking up with her ex. She talked about being paid five thousand dollars for pissing on someone's face, which was "very empowering."

"I actually see a lot of similarities between my old occupation and streaming," she revealed to me in an interview. "For one, I have to perform. For two, I have to be more entertaining than my competition. I try to look good any time I'm streaming, and I try to play the games I enjoy at a reasonably competitive level while interacting with my fans - it's actually really similar to porn, and pretty challenging/rewarding."

While watching, you might be a little shocked at how open she is about things, but that's part of the charm, too. No bullshit. She's just honest.

"Yes, I used to do porn because I was interested in experiencing it," she said, "I think if some of my more critical viewers asked themselves what they'd do if given the same opportunity, they might notice we have some similarities. I'm really a nice person, who plays video games, streams and happened to do porn when she was younger. I don't think these things define me, so being harassed doesn't bother me very much. I'm also an Aries, a Radiohead fan and a devoted dog owner."

Beyond a life-long love for gaming, she's streaming for 'nobler' reasons, too.

"I want to inspire people—especially other girl gamers—and show them it's possible that you can be as sexy, empowered and attractive as you want to be, while still playing video games at a competitive level and being sort of a nerd. The whole internet gaming culture is pretty much a boy's club. 'Tits or GTFO' comes to mind. But that's totally fine."

As much as I agree with how impossible geeks make it to be both sexy and nerdy, while watching some streams it became obvious to me how complicit even I can be in a culture that over-scrutinizes women and forces them to choose between the labels.

The earlier detail of having bigger webcam streams are an example. So was noticing that all the donors were men. And that some women were advertising that they were drunk on stream. Or how some would say they were single in their FAQs. I muse on these things more than I did learning new strategies on a Call of Duty map thanks to one particular streamer.

Here's someone of note in this regard. Meet Tara Babcock. See how long it takes you before you start judging her. This is what her Twitch page looks like.

They're Attractive, They're Women, And They Play Games Live On The Internet. But They're Not 'Camwhores.'

She has an enormous number of links seemingly pushing her nerd cred, and all are plastered with pictures like the one below this text. It felt like she was trying too hard, but what does that even mean; what is an 'authentic' gamer?

While watching, I'm not paying attention to the games much. I notice how often she looks at herself, how often she composes her hair, how much she makes sure she looks good. I notice how she makes the entire stream focus on her face for a few seconds as she does this. I start to take count. I don't even know why. What does she have to prove to me?

They're Attractive, They're Women, And They Play Games Live On The Internet. But They're Not 'Camwhores.' It's especially jarring because, at this point, I'm realizing just how stupid it is to criticize someone for caring so much about appearance: putting yourself on camera is a visual thing. People look at you. Are you not allowed to care about how you come off? Isn't that natural?

But mostly, it strikes me just how judgmental people can be about the combination of being a good-looking woman who games and asks for money. The assumption is that they're tricking people or that they have questionable morals, but most people I talk to streamed for hours on a nearly daily schedule, most don't make much money, and if they do make money, it often goes back into the stream. Internet costs. Gaming hardware costs. Tournaments, events.

None of that is cheap, but we expect people to be humble and we expect them to willingly do things "out of love," which apparently means also sacrifice. You can't care about money and be passionate, too. That'd make you a sell-out. That'd make you calculating. In this case, it'd make you a camwhore.

It can't just make you practical, realistic or even normal, and it doesn't matter that you might feel uncomfortable doing it in the first place. I almost wonder if it's not partially resentment when it comes to things like this—there are some people who dare to ask for what they've earned when most of us don't. Some people forget that proper streaming takes time, energy and talent.

And there are some people who aren't afraid to name a price, because they realize they're doing something of value: and if they don't think it has value, why should anyone else? In most cases, people don't even attach a dollar amount. Donation buttons there if you want to support the streamer, and often, they'll make it worthwhile for you. Streamers play with fans, they entertain them, they open their lives to them.

Is that worth nothing?

Tara did not respond to my interview requests—maybe not by choice; as I talked to some streamers, they told me they become inundated with requests and spam. She has thousands upon thousands of fans; I wasn't surprised I got lost in the mix.

So I end up taking counsel from a friend about it—sending him links, asking him what he thinks about Tara. It's like I'm afraid to make a "prognosis" myself, but I know what I'm erring toward—I'm just afraid and ashamed to admit it.

Image Credit: Shutterstock

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NYC Will Get Either 3 or 30 Inches of Snow This Weekend

February 6th, 2013Top Story

NYC Will Get Either 3 or 30 Inches of Snow This Weekend

By Caity Weaver

NYC Will Get Either 3 or 30 Inches of Snow This WeekendHave you made plans for this weekend that include traveling outside of your house for even the briefest moment? Cancel them! Or maybe make more of them? The Northeast is about to get walloped or tenderly caressed with either a couple inches or a couple feet of snow.

Current forecasts place the total amount somewhere between 2.6 and 29.3 inches.

Such is the maddening, exhilarating unpredictability of weather patterns on this rock-and-lava spinning blueberry we call home.

Right now, all we know for certain is that when you emerge from your hoarder's lair on Saturday morning, there will be some sort of weather occurring in earth's atmosphere. It might be rain; it might be snow; it might be "cold, sunny day" or "fire-clouds." Whatever the outcome, have no fear: There will be plenty of oxygen and adequate air pressure to keep your blood in a fluid state.

In search of answers, we turn to machines. Here's what three computer weather models are predicting for this weekend's precipitation:

USA! USA!

Right now, American (GFS) computer models are predicting a few inches of snow for much of the tri-state: a little over two inches for New York City; under an inch for much of New Jersey. Some of it might be rain. The sky-water is expected to start falling Thursday night through Friday morning, but the the brunt of the storm probably won't hit until late Friday night.

Combat equivalent: Gloved slap across the face

The European Model: So Hot Right Now

The European model, like a European model, is much more intimidating (and mean). According to the ECMWF (European Center for Medium range Weather Forecasting — boring name; brainstorm improvements while trapped in your home this weekend), the amount of snow in New York could reach over a foot by Saturday evening (about 15 inches). The European model is generally considered by meteorologists to be the most accurate (it was the first to accurately predict the track of Hurricane Sandy).

Combat equivalent: Punishing right hook

Utter Annihilation by Snow

The third model, the RPM (Rapid Precision Mesoscale), is calling for a staggering amount of snow: almost thirty inches in New York City. If this turns out to be correct, society as we know it will crumble. The wealthiest members—those who can afford to eat out every night—will starve in their stairwells, while those capable of whipping up a Thanksgiving feast from a few packets of Ramen, some sriracha, and a cat that died of "natural causes" will emerge as chieftains; perhaps even gods.

Combat equivalent: Bayonet through the entrails, plus a head butt, plus all your teeth falling out in an unrelated incident

In any case: Be careful out there this weekend or don't be careful because you don't need to be.

[Images via Storm Team 4 NY]

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