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The Onion Weekly Dispatch - January 25, 2012

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Nation Impressed By Feats Of Very Strong Little Boy 01.23.12 WILLIAMSON, NY—Seven-year-old elementary school student Michael Sartinsky has once again wowed the nation with the latest impromptu demonstration of his almost superhuman strength, this time lifting an entire frozen turkey clear over his head and ho... Miranda July Called Before Congress To Explain Exactly What Her Whole Thing Is News in Brief » North Korea Returns To Normalcy With Synchronized Disco Jump-Rope Gala Ron Paul Supporter Likes The Way Paul Tells It Like It Has No Chance Of Being Third-Grader Prays Massive Deficit Coupled With Decreased Tax Base Causes District-Wide School Closings Tomorrow American Voices » Giffords To Resign "I guess getting shot in the head is a lot worse than we all thought." Paula Deen Has Diabetes video » Dead Wife And Kids Replaced By Miniature Horses Jim and Tracy partner with the "Bridles of Hope" charity to replace the wife Don Groton lost to a drunk driver with a beautiful miniature horse. opinion » I'm More Of A Breast Man And Completely Worthless Human Being, Myself by Jesse Walters In this world, there are all kinds of chicks—tall ones, short ones, fat ones, skinny ones, even some real ugly ones that my buddy Jeff calls "double baggers"—ha! Radio News » Women Now Empowered By Everything A Woman Does

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Good evening LATEST NEWS Device makers urge coverage of weight-loss surgery CHICAGO (Reuters) - Device manufacturers are pushing the U.S. government and health insurers to cover weight-loss surgery, an effort that could give millions more obese Americans access to the treatments. | Full Article PFC chemicals tied to immune problems in kids January 24, 2012 05:34 PM ET NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - Children exposed to chemicals from food packaging and textile products may have compromised immune systems, researchers said Tuesday. | Full Article Swimming lowers older adults' blood pressure January 24, 2012 12:31 PM ET NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - Many older adults like to take a dip a pool, and now a small study suggests it can be good for their blood pressure. | Full Article Kids seek tans, use less sunscreen as they age: survey January 24, 2012 01:33 PM ET NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - As kids go from elementary to junior high school ages, the desire to tan gets stronger while the habit of using sun protection gets tossed out the window, according to a survey that tracked kids' attitudes about the sun over three years. | Full Article Breastfeeding mums told to buy a ticket for baby January 24, 2012 04:02 PM ET LONDON (Reuters) - London Olympic organizers attempted to placate breastfeeding mums on Tuesday after facing a backlash from women who have been told they cannot bring babies into venues without buying a separate ticket. | Full Article US TOP NEWS Apple's revenue surges, blows away targets January 24, 2012 05:20 PM ET SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Apple Inc's quarterly results blew past Wall Street's expectations as U.S. consumers snapped up near-record numbers of iPhones and iPads, sending its shares up 8 percent. | Full Article Gingrich wants to hear his debate fans roar January 24, 2012 04:40 PM ET TAMPA, Florida (Reuters) - Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich, coming off one of his most subdued debate performances of the campaign, signaled on Tuesday he may skip future debates unless his supporters are given full license to clap, cheer and roar. | Full Article Obama to contrast tax inequality in State of the Union January 24, 2012 03:17 PM ET WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President Barack Obama will seek to frame an election-year State of the Union address on Tuesday in starkly populist terms by emphasizing the inequality in a tax system that allows the wealthy to pay a lower rate than middle-class Americans. | Full Article Greek creditors urge quick deal after eurozone January 24, 2012 05:25 PM ET ZURICH/ATHENS (Reuters) - Greece's private creditors pleaded on Tuesday with European officials who rejected their bond swap offer to hammer together a deal before Athens tumbles into a chaotic default. | Full Article Yahoo revenue slips in Q4 January 24, 2012 05:29 PM ET (Reuters) - Yahoo Inc's net revenue and profit fell slightly in the fourth quarter, as it experienced year-over-year declines in both its search and display ad business. | Full Article BUSINESS NEWS Mixed earnings, Greece end Wall Street's 5-day run Europe poses global recession threat: IMF U.S. growth solid in fourth quarter, pace seen slowing Fed to shed light on policy Bank of America testing new deals service RELATED VIDEO Breakingviews: Engineering banker bonuses Turks angry over French genocide bill Romney returns shows $42 million in 2010-11 A daily digest of breaking business news, coverage of the US economy, major corporate news and the financial markets. Register Today. Your daily briefing on the latest tech developments from around the world from Reuters expert tech correspondents. Register Today. The latest Reuters articles on M&A, IPOs, private equity, hedge funds and regulatory updates delivered to your inbox each day.. Register Today. » MORE NEWSLETTERS ODDLY ENOUGH $5 here, $37 there: Americans' indulgences add up Full Article London's Big Ben is leaning, parliament sinking: reports Greece publishes tax dodger list to name and shame - 3 Times Square New York, NY 10036 USA © Copyright 2010 Thomson Reuters Ensure delivery of Reuters Newsmails, add mail@nl.reuters.com to your address book. Details Subscribe to other Reuters newsletters. Unsubscribe from this newsletter. Follow us on Twitter Friend us on Facebook Forward to a friend

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Dis-Union Over 'State' of US Economy

Tuesday, January 24, 2012 TOP STORIES 1 Dis-Union Over 'State' of US Economy President Obama tonight will once again deliver State of the Union address that focuses on fixing America's stagnant economy, while critics say policies thus far have failed and the speech is no more than a campaign stump for four more years.Tax Man Calling on Capitol HillBoehner: Obama & I From Different PlanetsPOWER PLAY: State of the Union Key to Obama Election Re-BrandingYOU DECIDE: What Issue Do You Want to Hear About Most in State of the Union?TONIGHT: Watch Special Coverage of The State of the Union address at 9PM ET, on Fox News, FoxNews.com 2 Redford to '1 Percenters': Sundance is Not for You 3 New reports claim Khloe Kardashian's father is Kris Jenner's hairdresser 4 Hundreds of Capitol Hill Staffers Didn't Pay Taxes in 2010 5 Tech Toys: The Hottest Gadgets of the Week TOP VIDEOS 1 By the numbers: President Obama's economy Claims vs. reality 2 Writing a 'memorable' State of the Union 3 State of the Union preview 4 Did Tyler Butcher National Anthem? 5 Obama's State of the Union strategy FOX News Newsletters Just one click to sign up. FoxNews Breaking News Alerts Get alerted the moment major business or economic news breaks! View All Newsletters » This e-mail is never sent unsolicited; you received it because you subscribed to receive updates from foxnews.com Manage Subscriptions | Unsubscribe | Unsubscribe from all Newsletters Advertise with foxnews.com | Download the Fox News Community Toolbar Copyright ©2012. All Rights Reserved | Privacy Policy Fox News Network, LLC 1211 Avenue of the Americas, New York, NY.