The Onion Daily Dispatch - October 12, 2012

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Eloquent Biden Brings Entire Audience To Tears In Debate Stunner 10.11.12 DANVILLE, KY—In what observers called a stunning and unexpected display of oratorical eloquence and candor, Vice President Joe Biden delivered a deeply articulate and heartfelt speech at the conclusion of Thursday night’s vice presidential deb... News in Brief » Biden Shares 20-Minute Post-Debate Kiss With Janna Ryan American Voices » Supreme Court Hears Affirmative Action Case “This is a terrible policy. Because of it, campuses across the country are missing out on the rich and vibrant culture that whites bring.” opinion » They Can Never Take Away My Memories by Jerry Sandusky By Jerry Sandusky Radio News » Unicycling Bear's Agent Has Long List Of Demands

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