Cheat Sheet - Biden’s Win Was a Big F@$&ing Deal

Today: It Was a Big F@$&ing Deal , Egyptian Protesters Clash , Romney Attacks Biden on Libya October 12, 2012 VEEPSTAKES 1. It Was a Big F@$&ing Deal It's no contest—Biden nailed it. But Obama still needs to seal the deal. The Daily Beast's Robert Shrum on the three things that will determine the outcome of the presidential race—and why they all point toward a Democratic victory. Read it at The Daily Beast SCUFFLE 2. Egyptian Protesters Clash An altercation broke out at a rally in Egypt on Friday between two groups within the several hundred protesters after one faction began chanting perceived insults against new Islamist President Mohamed Morsi. The protest was organized to demand more action from the fledging leader after his first 100 days in office. Specifically, activists were calling for more diversity on the panel writing Egypt's new constitution, which they say is stacked with Islamists and members of Morsi's Muslim Brotherhood. Brotherhood members were in the square protesting the acquittals of 24 loyalists of former president Hosni Mubarak on manslaughter and attempted-murder charges. Read it at Associated Press DEBATE 3. Romney Attacks Biden on Libya Mitt Romney would like a chance to respond. The GOP candidate is calling out Biden for claiming at last night's debate that "we did not know" the Benghazi post had requested extra security for Sept. 11. Testimony from State Department officials disclosed this week that they had asked for more resources for the anniversary. "The vice president directly contradicted the sworn testimony of State Department officials," Romney told supporters at a rally in Virginia. "He's doubling down on denial." During the debate, Biden accused Romney of reacting unprofessionally in the aftermath of the attacks. Read it at NBC News Mo' Money 4. Big Banks Report Big Earnings Two of the U.S. largest banks, JPMorgan Chase and Wells Fargo, reported big quarterly profits on Friday—with JPMorgan Chase having a third-quarter profit of $5.7 billion, up 34 percent from last year. The economy is adding jobs, the housing market is recovering, and the Federal Reserve provides money for free. Which means it is a great time to be a bank. Earnings at Wells Fargo were up 22 percent for the third quarter, or $4.9 billion profit. Chase's profits come in the aftermath of the "London whale" trading debacle. Read it at The Daily Beast SMELLS LIKE PLAGIARISM 5. Did Ryan Steal Cobain's Anecdote? A brazen act of plagiarism—or a ridiculous conspiracy theory? During Thursday night's vice-presidential debate, Paul Ryan defended his stance on abortion by telling a story about how his daughter earned the nickname "Bean": she resembled one on her ultrasound. Skeptics were quick to point out that it's the same anecdote late Nirvana front man Kurt Cobain told when explaining how his daughter, Frances, got the middle name Bean. Ryan is a "devoted" Nirvana fan, so the theory could be true. Although on the other hand, Ryan and Cobain can't be the only two people to compare an ultrasound photo with a bean. Read it at Gawker 'I'm Not a Monster' Mom Who Glued Daughter's Hands Gets 99 Years Daughter found in a coma. NOT A GOOD LOOK Secret Service Agent Cuffed For "disorderly intoxication" in Miami after Obama visit. CAN'T LOSE FNL Accuses Romney of Plagiarism Condemns campaign use of show's catchphrase. SLITHERIN' 10-Foot Snake Found at Airport Not on plane, but in grass at Key West airport. YouTube Bieber Videos to Hit the Web? Computer thief threatens the superstar with personal videos. GET The Cheat Sheet A speedy, smart summary of news and must-reads from across the Web. You'll love the featured original stories on politics, entertainment, and more from The Daily Beast's diverse group of contributors. GET Culture Beast Weekly cultural recommendations from The Daily Beast. Britney Gives Good Debate Face What would happen if Britney Spears moderated the vice-presidential debate in the same way she judges 'X Factor'? Watch our mashup and see for yourself. It's Britney, Biden! More Videos Video From Benghazi Consulate Shows Organized Attack by Eli Lake The Real Debate Winner? Martha Raddatz by Howard Kurtz Christopher Walken on 'Seven Psychopaths,' Natalie Wood, & More by Marlow Stern

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