Apparently Facebook Friend Under Impression Ron Paul Still Running For Major Federal Office - July 03, 2013

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Kids Tired Of Hearing Boring Stories About How Father A Skilled, Generous Lover 07.03.13 MANCHESTER, NH—Saying they had heard each one of his anecdotes “a thousand times,” local siblings Lindsay, Alex, and Danielle Curtis told reporters Monday they were tired of listening to their father repeat the same boring stories about ... Fossilized Evidence Reveals Spazosaurus Was Largest Doofus To Ever Roam Earth News in Brief » Report: 79% Of Sincere Thoughts Played Off As Jokes Apparently Facebook Friend Under Impression Ron Paul Still Running For Major Federal Office 16-Year-Old Excited To Have Whole Summer To Plan Shooting For Next School Year American Voices » Less Than 1 In 4 Americans Trust Newspapers “I don’t believe you. Fuck off.” Study: 95% Of People Don’t Wash Hands Correctly video » Sesame Street: 'Bert And Ernie Are Not Gay, They Are Depraved Pansexual Perverts' Producers insist that the beloved characters are merely friends and that “gay” doesn’t remotely describe their bizarre underworld of sexual deviance. opinion » Last Time I Checked This Was Still America, But If I’m Being Honest, That Was A While Ago by William K. Marlatt By William K. Marlatt Radio News » New Crispy Snack Cracker To Ease Crushing Pain Of Modern Life

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