Roger Ebert Hails Human Existence As 'A Triumph' - April 05, 2013

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Roger Ebert Hails Human Existence As 'A Triumph' 04.04.13 CHICAGO—Calling the overall human experience “poignant,” “thought-provoking,” and a “complete tour de force,” film critic Roger Ebert praised existence Thursday as “an audacious and thrilling triumph.” News in Brief » Kim Jong-Un's Wife On Nuclear Threats: 'This Isn't The Man I Was Forced To Marry' American Voices » Jimmy Fallon Replacing Jay Leno On ‘Tonight Show’ “I only watch Pat Sajak’s show.” opinion » Hey Guys, It's Been A While Since I Wrote One Of These Columns by Sean Penn By Sean Penn Radio News » National Pork Council: Many Americans Suffer From Pork Deficiency

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