Company Posts Job Listing As If Position Not Already Filled By Existing Employee's Friend - February 05, 2013

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Company Posts Job Listing As If Position Not Already Filled By Existing Employee's Friend 02.04.13 WALTHAM, MA—Software developer WebTek Network Solutions went ahead and posted a listing for a job this morning as if the purportedly open position hadn’t already been promised to a friend of one the company’s current employees, sources c... News in Brief » PETA Protests Use Of Animatronic Animals In Commercials American Voices » Bones Of King Richard III Found Beneath Parking Lot “This should take some of the heat off Prince Harry for a while.” opinion » I'm Going To Make A Great Mom Someday by Casey Anthony By Casey Anthony Radio News » Area Bassist Fellated

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