Red Roof Inn Announces New Suicidal Suite - July 12, 2013

Fri Jul 12, 2013 www.theonion.com

Red Roof Inn Announces New Suicidal Suite 07.11.13 In an effort to cater to customers who have lost the will to live, economy hotel chain Red Roof Inn officially unveiled Thursday its new Suicidal Suite available at each of their locations across the nation. WATCH NOW » Featured Videos New Tandem Mobility Scooter Released WATCH NOW » Universe Crueler, More Uncaring Place Than Previously Thought WATCH NOW » If you do not want to receive anymore emails from us, please click the following link unsubscribe. All of our emails are sent from the domain http://www.theonion.com.

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