Embarrassed George Lucas Still Just Telling New Wife He Works In Digital Media - June 26, 2013

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Embarrassed George Lucas Still Just Telling New Wife He Works In Digital Media 06.25.13 SAN ANSELMO, CA—Following his lavish wedding over the weekend to financial company president Mellody Hobson, a self-conscious George Lucas is reportedly still too embarrassed to tell his new wife exactly what he does for a living, and continues to j... News in Brief » McDonald's Introduces New 6-Piece Chicken NcNoltes American Voices » Paula Deen Loses Ham Endorsement Deal “What do they need her for anyway? Ham sells itself.” opinion » Well, Time To Go Out In Front Of A Bunch Of People And Lie To Them by Jay Carney, White House Press Secretary By Jay Carney, White House Press Secretary Radio News » New Crispy Snack Cracker To Ease Crushing Pain Of Modern Life

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