The Onion Daily Dispatch - August 23, 2012

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Mom Unaware Little Note She Packed With Son's Lunch Getting Him Beaten Up Right Now 08.23.12 SUN VALLEY, ID—Dental hygienist and mother June Treadway, 36, appears unaware that the thoughtful note she wrote at 6:30 a.m. News in Brief » Area Man Regrets Investing In Facebook American Voices » Michael J. Fox Returning To TV “He’s dealt with his condition so well, I have a problem seeing him as a convincing Parkinson’s patient. Frankly, I’m not sure he can pull it off.” opinion » Ask A Freshman English Class Going Around The Room And Saying A Little Bit About Themselves by A Freshman English Class Going Around The Room And Saying A Little Bit About Themselves   Radio News » Relaxation Tape Can't Play Any Louder

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