 | There are still people out there who have never googled "Santorum." Santorum's strong finish in the Iowa caucuses brought with it a curiosity about him, and since we all sate curiosity with Google, forth went the searching masses. Some people didn't know about the sticky situation in which they were soon to find themselves. |
 | If you can, you speak English better than 90 percent of the world's English speakers, apparently. Also, and unrelated, but this is totally something that your mom would forward to you if you lived in, like, the 1920s. Anyway. How'd you do?! |
 | "Choose your side of The Force." To promote the re-release of "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace" in 3D, the France- and Benelux-based fast food chain Quick is launching the Darth Vader Burger on a Sithy black bun. A less frightening looking (read: boring) Yoda Burger will also hit select locations through March 1. |
 | If you need to know more, you don't get it. |
 | Sarah Burge, plasticine monster who barely passes for a biological organism, has given her 7-year-old-daughter Poppy a voucher for cosmetic surgery. Again. This time it was a voucher for lipo worth nearly nearly $11,000, given as a Christmas gift. Because Santa thinks this adorable child is fat and ugly. |
 | Internet, meet Franchesca Ramsey. She just took your Shit Say to another level. |
 | Jakadrien Turner, an American girl, is currently in a Colombian detention facility after being mistakenly deported from the United States in April of last year. Colombian officials refuse to aquiesce to US requests to return Jakadrien. |
 | With The Dark Knight Rises set to release in July of this year, Christian Bale is back and looking pretty fine. But there's something about this method actor that is somewhat unsettling. Maybe it's the fact that he's willing to starve himself to the brink of hair loss, or all of those temper tantrums he has on the set of productions. |
 | It's that time of year, when you pony up exorbitant membership fees and head to the gym for at least a month. The gym is full of social quagmires for the uninitiated. |
 | You stay classy, Green Bay. |
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