Not-That-Important Employee Snatches Best Donut In Box - July 22, 2013

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Not-That-Important Employee Snatches Best Donut In Box 07.19.13 FORT WAYNE, IN—Employees at Sapphire Business Solutions expressed their collective outrage Friday at the brazen conduct of sales associate Isaac Schuler, a largely unimportant staffer who’s only been with the company for maybe a month and who ... News in Brief » Ceiling Fan Transforms Apartment Without Air Conditioning Into Frosty Wonderland American Voices » Detroit Files For Bankruptcy “Eh. Hospitals, schools, firemen, police, trash collection, and road maintenance are overrated.” opinion » Just Once I’d Like To Make A Hotel Reservation Without Hearing About Someone’s Relative Surviving The Holocaust by Elie Wiesel By Elie Wiesel Radio News » New Crispy Snack Cracker To Ease Crushing Pain Of Modern Life

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