Nation Throws Hands Up, Tells Black Teenagers To Do Their Best Out There - July 16, 2013

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Nation Throws Hands Up, Tells Black Teenagers To Do Their Best Out There 07.15.13 WASHINGTON—Following Sunday’s not guilty verdict in the George Zimmerman trial, an exasperated and speechless nation could reportedly do nothing other than wish black teenagers good luck out there, saying that they’re definitely going to... News in Brief » Nation Thankful That Shellie Dean Zimmerman Was Charged With Perjury At Least American Voices » Rallies Against Zimmerman Verdict Held Across U.S. “I’m sure this would have blown over by now if they just let George Zimmerman show up at one of the rallies to tell his side.” opinion » In Our Defense, These Were Some Pretty Fucked-Up Laws And We Were Ordered To Deliberate In Accordance With Them by Juror E6 By Juror E6 Radio News » New Crispy Snack Cracker To Ease Crushing Pain Of Modern Life

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