U.S. Citizenry Admits It Could Kind Of Go For Charismatic Authoritarian Dictator - June 20, 2013

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U.S. Citizenry Admits It Could Kind Of Go For Charismatic Authoritarian Dictator 06.19.13 WASHINGTON—According to a Pew Research Center poll conducted this week, the overwhelming majority of Americans admitted they would actually be fairly interested in having a magnetic, forceful dictator oversee and control all aspects of American soci... News in Brief » Nation Currently More Sympathetic To Demise Of Planet Krypton Than Plight Of Syria American Voices » U.S. To Hold Peace Talks With Taliban “Middle East peace talks! That’s a great idea!” opinion » Sometimes When Things Get Really Stressful, I Close My Eyes, Sit Back, And Pretend I’m Back In Kenya by Barack Obama, 44th President Of The United States By Barack Obama Radio News » New Crispy Snack Cracker To Ease Crushing Pain Of Modern Life

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