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Nation Celebrates What Is, Technically Speaking, Progress - June 27, 2013

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Nation Celebrates What Is, Technically Speaking, Progress 06.26.13

WASHINGTON—Following two Supreme Court rulings today that allowed homosexuals in California to wed, extended federal benefits to same-sex married couples, but stopped short of calling gay marriage constitutional, the nation celebrated what is, techn...

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