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Wednesday, April 3, 2013

President Personally Performs First Obamacare Euthanization - April 03, 2013

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President Personally Performs First Obamacare Euthanization 04.02.13

WASHINGTON—In a symbolic ceremony celebrating the signature legislative achievement of his administration, President Barack Obama personally euthanized terminal cancer patient Shirley Hunnicutt, 73, at George Washington Memorial Hospital Tuesday in ...

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