Singing Dancing Boy Upset - March 12, 2013

Tue Mar 12, 2013 www.theonion.com

Singing Dancing Boy Upset 03.11.13 LOS ANGELES –After tuckering himself out this week and cancelling his popular musical shows, sources confirmed that the singing dancing boy is very upset, and is refusing to get dressed up and sing and dance again until he’s feeling all better... News in Brief » ‘It’s Like Biggie And Tupac All Over Again,’ Says Dumbass Of Korean Conflict American Voices » Papal Conclave Begins At Vatican “To be honest, I was pretty disappointed by the first 265 popes. But I have a really good feeling about this one.” opinion » Let's Talk About How Fast I Can Run by Oscar Pistorius By Oscar Pistorius Radio News » Dead Werewolf Was Apparently Allergic To Peanuts

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