The Onion Daily Dispatch - November 28, 2012

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Latvian Diplomat Tells Amusing Human Development Index Anecdote On 'U.N. Tonight! With Ban Ki-Moon' 11.28.12 NEW YORK—In a highly anticipated episode of the popular talk show U.N. Tonight! With Ban Ki-Moon, Latvian representative to the United Nations and frequent guest Normans Penke delighted the late-night program’s studio audience Tuesday w... News in Brief » Disturbance Of Arafat's Grave Casts Horrible Curse On Middle East American Voices » GOP Lawmakers May Break Anti-Tax Pledge “Is a politician’s word no longer sacred?” opinion » Please Click On Our Website's Banner Ads by Hammond Morris, Onion Advertising Columnist By Hammond Morris, Onion Advertising Columnist Radio News » Raccoon Leaders Call For Loosening Of Garbage-Can Lids

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