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|  Debate Cut Short As Lantern Fire Burns Down Ol' Town Hall 10.16.12 HEMPSTEAD, NY—A time-honored tradition ended in calamity tonight when, less than an hour after presidential candidates Mitt Romney and Barack Obama gathered together in the town of Hempstead, NY to debate their political views before villagers, a la... |  | First Question From Debate Audience Somehow Comes From Paul Ryan | | | News in Brief » |
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| Millions Head To Internet To Figure Out Their Own Opinions About Debate Romney To Town Hall Audience: 'I Own Horses And Care For Them, And You Are All Like Horses' Nation's Ever So Malleable Simpletons Fluttering Between Candidates Like Shuttlecocks Through Every Moment Of Debate | | | American Voices » |
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