Onion Video Dispatch - September 28, 2012

Fri Sep 28, 2012 www.theonion.com

Scientology Minister Accused Of Molesting Thetans 09.27.12 The Church of Scientology plunged into scandal Thursday when Frank D. Linehan, a prominent minister who has helped thousands of parishioners move up the Bridge to Total Freedom and achieve Clear, was arrested on 471 charges of molesting alien thetans. WATCH NOW » Featured Videos Florida To Experiment With New 600-Lever Voting Machines WATCH NOW » Reporter Steps In To Replace Woman's Missing Husband WATCH NOW » If you do not want to receive anymore emails from us, please click the following link unsubscribe. To unsubscribe via postal mail please send your request to: 536 Broadway New York NY, 10012 Please include the email address at which you have been contacted. All of our emails are sent from the domain http://www.theonion.com.

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