The Onion Daily Dispatch - March 26, 2012

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Women Voters Can't Help Fawning Over Sexist GOP 03.26.12 WASHINGTON—Saying they know its no good for them but they just can't help themselves, gushing women voters acknowledged Monday the overwhelming and uncontrollable attraction they feel toward the sexist Republican party. Smitten female voters across ... News in Brief » Closing Of State Aviary Facilities Puts Hundreds Of Mentally Ill Birds On The Streets American Voices » Cocaine Factor In Houston's Death "The real tragedy is that she isn't still alive to hear my opinion about her death." opinion » Sometimes I Feel Like I’m The Only One Who Gives A Shit About Rich, Lustrous Hair by Marcus Russo , President and CEO, Pantene By Marcus Russo, President and CEO, Pantene Radio News » Procrastinating Catholic 20 Rosaries Behind

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