Onion Video Dispatch - January 31, 2012

Tue Jan 31, 2012 www.theonion.com

Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized 01.31.12 The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and whine about things being "gay." WATCH NOW » Featured Videos Panelists Discussing GOP Debate Clearly Didn't Watch It WATCH NOW » Embarrassed Steven Chu Accidentally Calls Barack Obama ‘Dad’ In Cabinet Meeting WATCH NOW » If you do not want to receive anymore emails from us, please click the following link unsubscribe. To unsubscribe via postal mail please send your request to: 536 Broadway New York NY, 10012 Please include the email address at which you have been contacted. All of our emails are sent from the domain http://www.theonion.com.

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