Onion Video Dispatch - October 10, 2011

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Apple Announces Plans To Release Steve Jobs 2 (Full coverage Tues 10/9c only on IFC) 10.10.11 Apple CEO Tim Cook announced that in 2012 the company will release the Steve Jobs 2, an updated version of the revolutionary Apple founder featuring a richer, deeper voice and a sleek new white turtleneck. WATCH NOW » Featured Videos Last Bastion Of U.S. Economy Succumbs To Pancreatic Cancer WATCH NOW » Alex Smith TD Pass Challenged On Grounds It Was Thrown By Alex Smith WATCH NOW » If you do not want to receive anymore emails from us, please click the following link unsubscribe. To unsubscribe via postal mail please send your request to: 536 Broadway New York NY, 10012 Please include the email address at which you have been contacted. All of our emails are sent from the domain http://www.theonion.com.

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