The Onion Daily Dispatch - October 13, 2011

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Actor Sometimes Feels Silly Pretending To Be Someone Else 10.13.11 MALIBU, CA—Calling the process of acting as though you are someone you are not a "pretty ridiculous thing to do," actor Ed Harris, 60, admitted to reporters Tuesday that he frequently feels silly pretending to be another person. News in Brief » Nation Waiting For Protesters To Clearly Articulate Demands Before Ignoring Them American Voices » Christie Endorses Romney "It's statements like that which lead me to believe Christie's still open to a bid for the White House in 2012. Run, Christie, run!" opinion » I'm Moving This Miserable Periodical To The Yukon by T. Herman Zweibel Publisher Emeritus (photo circa 1911) Disturbing reports have been reaching my bronze ear-horn over the past few weeks concerning the goings-on at the many Eastern sea-board offices of The Onion news-paper. Evidently, if accounts from my disgustingly subservient dogsbodies in management are to be believed, the constant rustle of news-print and scratch of fountain-pen nibs has been punctuated by the murmur of pleasant conversation and, in many cases, outright laughter among staffers. Radio News » Day Job Officially Becomes Job

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