The Onion Daily Dispatch - August 04, 2011

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Obama: Debt Ceiling Deal Required Tough Concessions By Both Democrats And Democrats Alike 08.03.11 WASHINGTON—A day after signing legislation that raised the government debt ceiling and authorized steep budget cuts, President Obama thanked Democrats as well as Democrats for their willingness to make tough, but necessary, concessions during negoti... News in Brief » Obama Turns 50 Despite Republican Opposition American Voices » Dunkin' Donuts Employee Busted For Prostitution "Call me a snob, but the sex is way better at Starbucks." opinion » I Wish Someone At This Wedding Would Dance With That Girl In A Wheelchair Already by Geoff Scheer Just look at her. She's been sitting all by herself at the edge of the dance floor for five songs now, but no one seems to care. Radio News » Mad Scientist's Plot Thwarted By Budget Cuts

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