Nation Starting To Realize New Era Of American Innovation Never Gonna Happen - April 23, 2013

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Nation Starting To Realize New Era Of American Innovation Never Gonna Happen 04.22.13 WASHINGTON—After nearly a decade of promises that the nation was on the brink of a technological, economic, and scientific golden age, citizens across the country confirmed Monday they are now realizing a bold new era of American innovation is just ... News in Brief » Gun Show Vendor Jokes With Insane Customer About How He Hopes He's Not Insane American Voices » Reese Witherspoon Arrested For Disorderly Conduct “Who does she think she is? Renée fucking Zellweger?” opinion » I Won by Wayne LaPierre, Executive Vice President of the National Rifle Association By Wayne LaPierre, Executive Vice President of the National Rifle Association Radio News » National Pork Council: Many Americans Suffer From Pork Deficiency

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