Islamic Extremist Gives Up On Radicalizing Dim-Witted Friend - April 25, 2013

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Islamic Extremist Gives Up On Radicalizing Dim-Witted Friend 04.24.13 PHILADELPHIA—After months of attempting to indoctrinate his friend with the militant ideology of Islamic fundamentalism, local man Khalid Sayed, an Islamic extremist actively working to create a worldwide community of Muslim believers through violen... News in Brief » High School Students Line Up For School Oil Portrait Day American Voices » Gwyneth Paltrow Named World’s Most Beautiful Woman “If I know Gwyneth, she’d prefer to be known as a mother first and the most beautiful woman in the world second.” opinion » I've Been Having Some Pretty Fucked-Up Bread Thoughts Lately by A Duck By A Duck Radio News » National Pork Council: Many Americans Suffer From Pork Deficiency

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